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Rules for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse or Your First Year in Grad School
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[ This is a guest post by Katy Meyers, a graduate student in the department of anthropology at Michigan State University. She also writes regularly on bioarchaeology and mortuary archaeology news at her site (Twitter: bonesdonotlie. -- @jbj]

I have been a first year grad student for the last three years. Iím not saying that this makes me an expert, but I have learned what it takes to survive (and excel) during your first year of graduate school.

Surprisingly, throughout these past few years, zombie apocalypse films have served as both a comfort and inspiration for my own survival. It turns out that the rise of the undead serves as a great metaphor for graduate school. The way the characters battle against seemingly insurmountable odds, with their ragtag team and unending optimismÖ itís been inspirational. Drawing from my favorite zombie films, Zombielandand Shaun of the Dead, here are the rules for surviving your first year of grad school or your first undead encounter.

1. Cardio: Iím starting with Zombielandís iconic rule. Keeping in shape and active is essential towards feeling good and keeping your life on track. Exercise can be a great way to bond with other first years, is a nice break from studying, and also will keep you happier and help you sleep better.
2. Double Tap: Always double check everything, whether it is your final exam paper, an email to your advisor, or the undead monster who looks dead but could rise again. Nothing is worse than realizing that your auto-correct on your email just corrected your professorís name into a dirty word, or that you forgot to attach the works cited to your first essay.
3. Buckle Up: To quote Columbus, ďItís going to be a bumpy rideĒ. You need to find something in life that will keep you grounded. It is easy to let your academic responsibilities swallow your life, leaving you in a zombie like brain dead state. Remember to find a support group that will add stability and balance to your life.
4. Stay Together: When the world is reduced to a zombie wasteland, groups always survive better than lone individuals. Same rule goes for graduate school. You need to find people who will support you and keep you on the right path.
5. Avoid the Infected people: A corollary to number 4, you need to watch out for individuals who are infected or emotional black holes. These are the people who bring you down, are unsupportive, or focus only on the drama. It might be a little cut-throat, but if someone is infected by negativity, it is better to leave them to their fate and remain with the living.
6. A Bar is a Good Sanctuary: As Shaun of the Dead said, ďWeíre going to the Winchester.Ē Iím not condoning alcohol as a requirement for graduate school, but it is important to get out. Happy hours and dinners at the local pub can be a great way to unwind and meet with other grad students. Most university towns will have a restaurant or bar where the grad students go. Find that place and invite your cohort to meet there, this is a great way to work on #4.
7. Trust your instincts: Sometimes you need to push the limits, and walk into the dark tunnel that echoes with the moans of the undead. Other times you need to step back and let someone else be the hero. There is a lot of free advice floating around graduate school, but always remember to go with your gut.
8. Nerds survive: When the dead come back to stalk the living, it is the nerds that finally have their day of glory. New graduate students need to embrace technology and take control of their online identities. If you donít define yourself online, someone else will.
9. Enjoy the Little Things: Grad school is an extremely rewarding opportunity, but you need to make sure you take time for yourself and relish those moments. Whether this means taking Sunday mornings off to go out to breakfast and shop at a local farmerís market, or taking weekend trips to new cities with your friends. You need to enjoy the little things when entering the graduate school apocalypse.

My final words are the same for those of you entering your first year of graduate school or those entering their first battle against a plague of undead: good luck.

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